cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?
i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement
So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.
i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”
my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”
should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me
IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES
why dont these words rhyme
but for some reason pony and bologna do
I’m trying not to get my hopes up but it’s really hard when everything you want and have worked for are so close to finally happening…